Cretino Pizza & Vermú
La Plata, Buenos Aires Province, Argentina
A casual pizza dining spot in La Plata offering a warm atmosphere and a thoughtful food experience on C. 8 esquina 61.
C. 8 esquina 61, B1900 La Plata, Provincia de Buenos Aires, Argentina
Cretino Pizza & Vermú
La Plata, Buenos Aires Province, Argentina
Overview
Cretino Pizza & Vermú is a popular pizza restaurant located at C. 8 esquina 61, in the vibrant heart of La Plata, Provincia de Buenos Aires, Argentina. With a strong 4.3-star rating from over 1,600 reviews, it offers a warm and casual atmosphere for pizza lovers and cocktail enthusiasts alike.
Renowned for its rooftop seating, great beer selection, and delectable cocktails, it’s an ideal spot to enjoy a cozy evening or a lively get-together. The menu features vegan options, happy hour deals, and a variety of quick bites perfect for lunch or late-night dining.
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Local favorites
Cretino Pizza & Vermú offers a cozy and trendy spot in La Plata ideal for enjoying delicious pizza, craft drinks, and a lively atmosphere.
Enjoy a wide variety of beers, cocktails, and happy hour specials, including unique craft brews and refreshing cocktails.
Located in the heart of La Plata with free street parking available, making it easy to visit by car or on foot.
Relax in the charming rooftop seating area or enjoy the heated patio, perfect for casual dining any time of year.
Perfect for college students, groups of friends, or solo diners seeking a cozy, quiet, and casual atmosphere.
Open until after midnight on weekends, serving late-night food and quick plates to satisfy any craving.
Well-loved for specialties like vegan pizza, papas con cheddar, and house favorites like stout beer and craft sidra.
Wheelchair accessible seating is available to ensure a comfortable visit for everyone, though parking is limited.
Experience
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Time spent here ranges from 1.5 to 3.5 hours, perfectly suited for relaxed dining, enjoying rooftop views, and savoring the diverse menu that pairs great pizza with craft beers, cocktails, and tempting desserts. — FoodPlacee editorial note
Take advantage of the 2x1 happy hour on select beers and cocktails before 9 PM, paired with complimentary focaccia to start the evening right.
Ideal for solo diners looking for a cozy, quiet spot to enjoy vegan pizza, small plates, and a great selection of wine and cocktails.
The casual yet trendy atmosphere attracts college students and groups seeking a vibrant place with rooftop seating and a wide range of food and drinks.
Open late every day, this restaurant is perfect for night owls craving late-night food options alongside craft beers and cocktails until after midnight.
For those on the go, takeout service offers quick bites and full meals, ideal for enjoying the Cretino menu wherever preferred.
Reservations are accepted, ensuring a smooth dining experience especially during busy evenings or weekends.
Guest sentiment
A snapshot of what local diners frequently mention about this location.
"Primero voy a decir que nos dieron una Focaccia de entrada que fue un éxito, tiene happy de 2x1 Posta y son como 5 birras a elegir. La comida re rica y nos sorprendió el precio a demás tienen DE TODO, nos pedimos una burger que tenía 300g de carne y mil cosas más y estaba 14lukis jaaja. En total nos tomamos 7 pintas, comimos una burger y unos nachos y gastamos 45 aprox. Tienen patio con calefacción encima. Por primera vez Alan me dijo que ponga 5 estrellas"
"Muy buena la comida y abundante en porcion, a la hamburguesa le falta un poco, poco, de sazón. Empanadas al horno muy ricas y bastante abundantes. Precios razonables Ambiente lindo y cómodo 8/10"
"Lugar destacado en LP para comer algo rico, comidas simples o bastante elaboradas y tomar algo. La variedad de tragos es excelente. También tienen cervezas sidra tirada. El guiso fue una verdadera fiesta. Las papas salen buenísimas. Los Nachos vienen con una cantidad escasa de salsas. La atención es excelente y el ambiente es muy bueno, además se puede aprovechar para comer en el patio, si el clima acompaña. El precio es EXCELENTE: Cerveza+Sidra+Copa de vino+Guiso+Nachos picantes+Papas Cretino. 25mil pesos aprox. (Junio2024)"
"La pizza es excelente. El servicio es muy bueno. Fui en muchas oportunidades a Cretino y probé de todo, pero las papas siempre fueron malas: desagradablemente llenas de aceite, casi incomibles en todos los casos. Si vas, pedi la pizza que está muy buena."
"Muy buena atención, cenamos excelente y aprovechamos el 2x1 antes de las 21 hrs en aperitivos. Muy buenos precios. Recomendable visitar."
"De entrada te sirven dos focaccias, muy ricas. Tiene happy hour en algunas cervezas creo que hasta las 21hs. La pizza de jamón crudo, rúcula y queso: riquísima. El sándwich de bondiola braseada que viene con papas es ESPECTACULAR y super abundante (lo compartimos entre 2)"
"Siempre lo mejor! Recomiendo la focaccia que te invitan con todos los tragos. Riquísima la pizza vegana y el Tapeo. Yo aprovecho siempre las promos porque las renuevan muy seguido"
"Mortales las pizzas a la piedra en horno de barro. La arencion de los mozos muy buena. Voy a volver"
Visit info
Weekly hours below — always confirm with the business before holidays or special events.
| Monday | 05:30 PM - 01:00 AM |
| Tuesday | 05:30 PM - 01:00 AM |
| Wednesday | 05:30 PM - 01:00 AM |
| Thursday | 05:30 PM - 01:00 AM |
| Friday | 05:30 PM - 02:00 AM |
| Saturday | 05:30 PM - 02:00 AM |
| Sunday | 05:30 PM - 01:00 AM |
Ideal for lunch or dinner, this restaurant is perfect for relaxed dining whether visiting solo or with friends.
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